The love of humanity has dried up rivers and created paths under the oceans. But hatred has still not left us.
DiHope - circa ~ 2017
Reading humor is like sneaking happiness — nobody sees it coming.
Groucho Marx
First impression matters a lot. Sometimes, it's everything you might need.
DiHope - circa ~ 2011
A funny chapter a day keeps the nonsense away.
Stephen Colbert
If reading funny stuff is wrong, I don’t want to be serious.
Chris Rock
If a book doesn’t make me laugh by page 10, I’m breaking up with it.
Amy Poehler
LFunny stories: the only place where chaos makes perfect sense.
Tina Fey
Reading funny content is the adult version of recess.
George Carlin
I love books that make me laugh loud enough to scare people.
Jim Gaffigan
Some books teach. Some books preach. Funny books? They rescue your sanity..
Trevor Noah

Can be used by all genders

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Sometimes, all it takes to grab that special person's attention is one line. Just one line to win them over forever...

90% of them are from real life experiences and can be used for new or continual relationships.

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100+ Free, Solid, and Powerful Pick-up lines.

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You seem like the kind of person who doesn't text back... and yet, I'd still text you.

🤯🤯seriously?

Hi, do i know you?

Had I not seen you I would have lived with the understanding that the Mona Lisa is the most beautiful masterpiece in all of history... Thanks for coming my way.

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You look like the reason angels quit their jobs...

🤯🤯🤯Like seriously? I'm blown🫠🫠

You walked in like you own the place. Now I want to give you the deed to my heart.

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If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence.

🤯🤯🙊🙈

You look like the kind of trouble my future self will regret... and my present self will enjoy.

🤯🤯🤯🙆🏾🙆🏾🙊🤔🤔And you still want me?

Hi, can I follow you home?

why???

Because my mom told me to always follow my dreams.

You're like my shadow, because no matter how dark it gets, you always follow me.

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If I'm to rate you from 1 to 10, I'd give you 9 because I'm the 1 you need.

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I love you to understand that I don't really have pickup lines for you... but also want you to look at the first three words in this statement.

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how can i help you?

If kisses were snowflakes, i'd send you a blizzard.

WOW!

Our educational system is so messy,
Life without you is meaningless, same as life without O2. How come science doesn't teach that?

Wait, what?

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because i scraped my knees falling for you

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Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future...

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I don't need a candle in the dark; you already light up my dark thoughts.

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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

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I must have done something really good in time past that Karma brought you my way

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I'm convinced that i'm a snowflake, because I keep falling for you.

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I wasn't a believer in love at first sight until I met you.

really?🤯🤯🤯

Good morning, I guess you're very tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Like seriously?🤯🤯🤯

Are you made of stardust? Because you're out of this world.

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If beauty were time, you'd be eternity my dear, because you're out of this world.

I appreciate🥰🥰

Your smiles must be a black hole - it's irresistible.

blown!🤯

Are you a Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a very strong connection darling.

really?🤯

You're the reason I check my phone with a smile.

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Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

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I'm not a photographer but I can picture us together.

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I was blinded by your beauty... i'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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Are you a loan from the bank? Because you have my interest.

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I'd say God bless you, but it's like He already did.

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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten-I-see..

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I'd say God bless you but He already did. and cursed the rest of the other ladies by making you perfect.

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Are you always this hot or is it only in my presence?

really? 🥰🥰

You're the reason I wake up smiling and keeping my standard high.

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I'm not staring at you... I'm admiring you. There's a difference.

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You turned my software into hardware every time I see you

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You auto-complete me

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Are you a 45° angle? Because you're acute one

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You must be the speed of light, because time slows down when I'm with you.

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Are you from another dimension? Because our chemistry is quantum-level.

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For the Computer Scientists

I must be a Boolean variable, because you make me feel True.

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You must be a black hole, because I'm gravitating towards you

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You look like the kind of trouble my future self will regret... and my present self will enjoy.

🤯🤯🤯🙆🏾🙆🏾🙊🤔🤔And you still want me?

Are you the night? Because everything else gets darker when you appear

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They say good things don't last forever... so how long do I have with you?

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I don't chase people, but for you? I'd consider haunting...

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Are you darkness? Because I feel strangely safe in you.

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If I had a heart of stone, you'd still find a way to crack it.

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You seem dangerous... I like that😏😏

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If loving you is wrong, then I've been wrong ever since I met you.

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You look like the reason angels quit their jobs...

🤯🤯🤯Like seriously? I'm blown🫠🫠

You're dangerous... and so is fire, and people still touch it.

🤯🤯🤯Like seriously? I'm blown🫠🫠

Are you bad for me?.. Because my heart just said  "Perfect"

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If looks could kill, I'd already be dead - and honestly? I deserve that.

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If having affections for someone could kill, you would be a murderer.

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You're the type of person my mom warned me about... and she was right.

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I don't know if I'm falling for you or falling apart... but either way, I'm falling.

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You look like you collect souls. I volunteer as a tribute.

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I don't believe in destiny, but meeting you is suspicious.

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You're like a locked diary - dark, mysterious, and I want it in...

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If I disappear tonight, blame yourself - because I'm lost in your vibe.

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To me, you're not toxic; you're just beautifully inconvenient.

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If we were villains,, you'd be my partner in crime - no further questions

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Are you a magnet? Because you're doing a great job by attracting me.

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Are you a magnet? Because you've glued my attention so bad

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I'll kiss you if I'm wrong and you'll kiss me if it's true, But you're the most beautiful woman in the world

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If I'm to rate you from 1 to 10, I'd give you 9 because I'm the 1 you need.

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I think you're google, because you are everything I've ever searched for.

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I love you to understand that I don't really have pickup lines for you... but also want you to look at the first three words in this statement.

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I'm not Arsenal, but I would like to start from the top and finish down there.

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I stopped using Google because the moment I saw you I knew my search was over.

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I'm not chasing your appearance, I'm embracing depth, peace, and your shape

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If a star could appear every time I think about you, the world would never know darkness.

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Your eyes are like the ocean, I can swim in them forever.

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I hope you know CPR... because you're taking my breath away

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Apart from looking this attractive, what else are you good at?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe

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I'm a treasure hunter, can I explore your body?

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I just hope it did not hurt when you fell from Heaven

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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me

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If I had a nickle for every time a saw a woman as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

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Can I get your picture, I wanna show santa what I want for christmas.

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I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

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They say I'm a hero, but not all heroes go down in history; I just want to go down on you.

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Ya'll keep checking back for more.

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