100+ Free, Solid, and Powerful Adult Pick-up lines.

When I see a lady drinking whisky makes me imagine licking her hairy snail ...

Doing my school days, all I ever wanted was an "A"... now, all I want with you is "F"

You legs are not my kids but I would love to raise them...

Are your legs rumor? I would love to spread them

Are you Ice Cream because I'd like to lick you...

My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string

You are not a keyboard, but I'd like to shift your womb!..

Your legs are not a forest but I want to be lost between them.

Are you a guitar? Because I want to hold you by the neck and play with you down there.

You look like someone I masturbate about all the time...

You're not a school bus but I see my kids in you.

Wish you were a guitar?... I just want to hold you by the neck and listen to the sound you make while I play with you down there...

I'm not chasing your appearance, I'm embracing depth, peace, and those ass of yours

I can't say you're beautiful, because beauty is in the inside of a person, and I haven't been inside.

kiss me through the phone, while I lick you in my mind...

Is that a hurricane in your pants or you're just happy to see me?

Are you dialing or what? Because that ass of yours is calling me...

I would eat a mile of shit if it led to your ass.

I ant to help you get undress, because those legs of yours are

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I'm just a love pirate looking for a nice booty

If I told you the word of the day was legs. would you come to my place and spread the word?

Can I get your nude pictures, I wanna show santa what I want for christmas.

Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

I'm the new milk man. where would you like me to serve yours? oon your face or in your belly

You have a nice legs, what time do they open?

Is there a keg in your pants, cause baby I want to tap that ass

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.

I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?

Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Hey, I'm "buy-sexual". I want to buy you a drink... and then we get sexual

Are you a cigarette, cause your lit and I want put your butt in my mouth.

Babe, are you an elevator? Because i want to go down on you.

Let's kiss in the rain, so you get twice as wet as possible.

Can I park my car in your garage? It's really big, but you're going to like it.

If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?

Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long.

There are so many things you can do with the mouth why waste it on talking?

Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

If i was a ballon, would you blow me.

I hope you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke a lot on this dick

So, what are the chances of my dick slapping your ass tonight?

Guess what!? My dick is going to be the most loving muscle in your body today.

My guitar teacher said my I need to work on my fingering skills especially on the G-string.

Twinkle twinkle little star, Let's have sex inside my car

Hey, let's play Farmers and Farm. You'll be the farmland and I'll plant the seed

Legs like yours should be wrapped around my neck...