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Some Q&A for ya😝😝 Q : What do you call a nut in a frying pan?
A : Doughnut.
Q : What do you call a nut on a chest?
A : Chestnut.
Q : What do you call a nut on a wall?
A : Walnut.
Q : What do you call a nut on a chin?
A : blowjob.πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ™†πŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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Husband and wife:Husband: "Honey, why did you marry me?"
Wife: "Because you're funny. You like to make me laugh and that's all."
Husband "Like seriously, I thought it was because I was good in bed?"
Wife: "Hahahaaaa, see, I told you that you're the master of hilarious things"
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Bro, don't ever allow your girl to explain her problems to another guy... 90% of the time a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on...
I've seen and heard enough 😏😏😏


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Back in the 80s and 90s when a guy propose to a girl, she would tell him to wait while she thinks about it and study his behaviors for at least three months.
but nowadays, propose in the morning and doggy flows at night...
Such a time😏🀣🀣


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Women are undergoing vagina tightening treatment
Men are undergoing penis enlargement treatments😏
How do we become successful when we're working against each other?πŸ™†πŸΎπŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£


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Porn is so unrealistic; it made me to do delivery job for three years and never once did any lady invite me over for sex 😀😀


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A married woman was tying to spice up her sex life.
Woman: "Hey hubby, I've shaved down there. Do you know what that means?"
Husband : "Yes! that fucking shower drain is clogged again!"


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The world has 8 billion people, and everyone has their own problem they are tackling...
Example, I'm struggling to make money, and another guy is struggling to last longer in bed, and another lady is hiding her fallen breast from her new boyfriend
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Can we schedule a date to be completely naked, in remembrance of Adam and Eve.


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All of a sudden your girlfriend masters doggy and you've not asked her any question
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I saw a fat lady undies hanging and I mistook it for a parachute
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Toxic Tom and his friend at his ex-wife's funeral:
Friend: Hey, Tom, you're so cool bro, you came this far to attend your ex-wife funeral?
Tom: Yes bro, I just want to make sure she's dead so i can be satisfied
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All women dream of having a man who's good in bed... I wonder how many of them allow their men to practice outside?
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Dear fat ladies, don't be afraid to get on top. If he dies, he dies!
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I heard some people have sex without even kissing: how do they start? is it by handshake or what?
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You have tiny breast and flat ass and you are saying that he's after your body... to do what exactly?
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Can we schedule a date to be completely naked everyone worldwide, in remembrance of Adam and Eve.
Yes we can!πŸ™ŠπŸ€£πŸ€£


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If you've been cheating on your partner and haven't been caught, please note that this thursday is our thanksgiving
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If you think life is hard and you're thinking of giving up, just think about the hair that grows at your anus, as dark and stink as the place is, they still grow healthily
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Why don't satan just go back and apologize so we can return to being nude everywhere and everyday...
There's someone I really want to see...
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If you're thinking of finding a man to sit with, don't consider his cucumber, good men usually come with smaller sizes.
But you see those agent of darkness, they will shake your womb with their cucumber and turn your brain around, and have you follow them empty headedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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Prostitution starts when a lady thinks she's too beautiful to suffer.
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Teach your kids to change their undies not their gender
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A woman goes to the hospital and met the gynecologist and says: "Doc! I don't know whats going on, I keep seeing stamps from some plants in my panties"The confused doctor thought for some minutes in silence and told her, let me have a look. Upon inspection the doctor audibly said "Madam, these are stickers from the bananas you have been using..."πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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In my city once you buy condom everyone conclude that you're going to have sex...
They think that we're all the same.😏😏

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A girl posted her father's picture on Father's day and her friend commented:
"Be careful dear, this guy is very stingy and he doesn't use condom."
Moral: Always post with caption.
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Sex is not the only form of cheating,
allowing a guy you're not dating to buy you provisions is also cheating;
Some of you are too broke to agree to this.
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