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If she tells you that she has a boyfriend, then its you against a man, but if she says she doesn't, then its you against the world bro, be wise and think outta the box.
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Men comes in three sizes: small, large and oooh yeeees!
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Some ladies will wear pad, panties, backings, and trousers but will still cross their legs, how do you expect your CPU to breathe?
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What is a wedding? A wedding is a gathering where two people are thinking about sex and the rest are thinking about food and drinks.
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How is Hurricane Florence like my ex wife? They start off wet and wild but in the end, they take your house
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The ability to convince a lady who came to visit you to leave the living room and go to the bedroom is a skill that should be added to your CV.
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Prostitute wants to confess in Church, but pastor refuse to give microphone...
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After he sucked you until your body was covered in goosebumps, there you're complaining that your mouth is tired after 5mins of blowjob...
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The best and cheapest way to stop your husband from cheating is to fuck him in the morning before going to work, fuck him when he gets home and fuck him in the night. his balls will be empty. Full balls make men uncontrollable
Not everything I will teach you
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Rain is about to fall and you're asking someone's daughter to enter your house, are you Noah?
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That moment you realize that your partner has not only been cheating on you, but also tells them that he's single
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Those moans are so sweet until it slip and puff out...
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Jealousy is when you see two dogs having sex and you decide to stone them;
Are they in your room?
Is it your own they're using?
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Please stop sleeping in the nude if your room is not clean; last night a rat licked the cap of Tom's pumpkin
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My friend got divorced because his wife said his dick was too small.
Let's understand that he married her when she was a virgin.
The very woman who said she is not the cheating type and doesn't watch porn
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Me at the local Walmart:
Me: My wife need a bra, but I don't know her size...
Sales Girl: Squeeze my titties and do the calculations πŸ™‚πŸ™‚
Me: Sorry, she also needs panties
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