in school, when you come first you are celebrated as a good student, but during sex when you come first you are not worth?
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She invited you over for dinner and you are taking condoms with you.
What for?
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You're complaining of being broke, but you have condom in your wallet, same condom that is meant to stop multiplication...ππ
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Back in the 80s and 90s when a guy propose to a girl, she would tell him to wait while she thinks about it and study his behaviors for at least three months.
but nowadays, propose in the morning and doggy flows at night...
Such a timeππ€£π€£
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Shaved pussies are for men with money, you broke guys can find your way through the evil forests.
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I wonder who penis was used to measure the first condom???
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Not all women who close their eyes during sex do that for enjoyment, some are ashamed of looking at different faces every time.
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When I was a child coming up:
Pussy: was just a cat
Sex: was just a gender
BANG: was just a sound
SCREW; was just a technician tool.
But ever since I met you guys, everything has changed, did I attend the wrong school or you guys are the problem?
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While standing in front of my house, my neighbor children came running to me, Uncle, can an 8 year old girl get pregnant? I replied no, then the boy said "You see, I told you. Let's go back and continue."
You should have seen the flogging I gave themππΎππΎππΎ
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Please treat pregnant women with care, it's not easy to walk around with evidence that you had sex...
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If men weren't suppose to be players, why do we have two balls?
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Don't even look at the size, take it and put it in slowly, some shoes are so tight.
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I like going out with lesbians, they usually return to Factory Mode when they get drunk...
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Between surprised sex, accidental sex, farewell sex, reconciliation sex, birthday sex, anniversary sex, and a well programmed sex, which one is the best...?
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What is a wedding? A wedding is a gathering where two people are thinking about sex and the rest are thinking about food and drinks.
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