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Some nurses are so rude, imagine at the hospital and a nurse called a fellow by his issue.
She was like: "Excuse me, guy with the low sperm count"
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When sucking her breast and she puts the other one in you mouth don't be surprised, that's the principle of "Buy one get one free." πŸ§πŸ§πŸ€”πŸ€”


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When designing your ceiling, ask a lady for help... They've seen too many styles.
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If you have huge boobs please let me see them; its a school project.
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Men that cook well vs Men that have sex well...
Ladies decide which do you prefer...
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A man who usually gives you money after meetup is a client. The act of always receiving money after meeting with a man is prostitution
no body argue with me... I have a headache.
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Bus drivers should stop this act of moving the bus when everyone has not been fully seated; a girl nearly put her two breasts in my mouth today... but i managed to kiss one.
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If a girl tells you no man has seen her panties in months, believe her,
They don't wear panties anymore...
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Sometime take your partner out at a quiet place and discuss life together and see if you have made any progress. Relationship is not only about tearing condoms.
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Some ladies will wear pad, panties, backings, and pants but will still cross their legs, how do you expect your CPU to breathe?
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my friend went to buy bra for his wife as a Valentine's day surprise, but didn't know her size. so the sales attendant suggested that he touch her breast to know if they were the same size... After hearing that I'm on my way to buy mine some panties...
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If she tells you that she has a boyfriend, then its you against a man, but if she says she doesn't, then its you against the world bro, be wise and think outta the box.
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Just because your partner cheated doesn't mean you should cheat back,
Be a leader not a follower... I'm talking to you...
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He said that you're the most beautiful girl in the world and you start sleeping with him.
What's exactly your problem? Is that how you reward liars?
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Tight pussies are for young boys.
Real men stay in boreholes, caves, and tunnels, and are still comfortable.
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