My relationship is at the point that there's nothing as breakup, you get tired I buy you energy drink and we continue...
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Imagine when your rent is due and your sugar daddy dies 🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾
You will cry more than his wife and children...
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Girls lie too much...
My ex told me that she would die the day I breakup with her, guess what, I saw her at Walmart yesterday...🫢🙊😝

Have you noticed that the person you don't love is usually the one doing the right thing but the one you love usually behaves like evil spirit?
That's life, dear.
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Making me your profile picture doesn't prove enough that you love me, put my picture on your ID Card.
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In my neighborhood, people will see every lady you bring home even at midnight, but will never see who broke into you home at midday.
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Me as a doctor:
Madam, its like you're going to die; I was not in class when they taught this surgery; but let me try another method...
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Some guys will wear a boxer for 3 days straight but will still clean a chair before sitting.
Are you sure that you don't have some spiritual problems? 😒🤣🤣

The reason why some girls are not married is because they beg toooooo much.
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While lecturing with my uber driver about how stressful some employment can be; he said that he like his job; he doesn't take instructions from anyone and he's his own boss. I quickly told him to turn left and he obeyed...
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When a lady tells you that she loves her kids more than her husband just tell her that she is lying. She can leave her kids with her neighbors for days and weeks, but will never trust her husband with her friends for a minute...
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You better take care of your health right now, future doctors are busy twerking on Tiktok
Don't say I didn't warn you 🤔🤔🤔

Just one hour of chat and you are saying "I can't wait to have you in my arms"
No problem Mr. Coat of Arms.
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When some girls are thinking about taking church seriously, then Boom! iPhone lunches a new phone...
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The church is the best place to go after breakup, you will be in the crowd crying and everyone will think that the sermon has touched you so hard...
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If your girlfriend is so nice and soft just know that she's not a wife material, real wife materials behave like evil spirits.
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Not all bad dreams are caused by nightmares, some are caused by dirty pillow cases, try to wash them today...
I'm talking to you! 🤣🤣🤣

So the pills for headache goes to the stomach, to do what exactly?
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Me and my saving account, I don't know who is saving who?
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Everyone has the right to be ugly, but some of you abuse the privilege.
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