PROMO Time:
During a PROMO a guy had the option to remain mute for one hour and will be rewarded $5000.
Bro kept it until the 58th minute and the lady organizing the promo asked :
Do you want your reward in cash or transfer?
Bro immediately yelled: Cash!
BOOM! And Bro lost in the 59th minute 25th second
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Being taller than your blanket this winter is a pain you can't explain to everyone...
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Me at the hospital:
Doctor: What do you do to overcome your stress?
Me: i usually go to the mosque.
Doctor: Okay, that's good, is it to pray or meditate?,
Me: No, I just get at the door and mix all the slippers and shoes and watch people become more stressed than me...
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[I respect and love my Islamic friends and relatives, i apologize if this offends anyone, please DM me to take it down].

When a girl is starring at you it means two things, she's either interested in you or she's farting secretly...
Don't argue with me!😂😂

My wife and I had a tough argument, she got angry and threw the wedding ring through the window, I ran down stairs and found it after searching for it. I kept it in my pocket. went back upstairs and apologized to her for my misconducts. She accepted and went down to look for the ring. she searched for 3 hours straight under the scorching sun, in the 4th hour I went down stairs to her and give her the ring, I told her that I found it immediately she threw it.
BOOM! another fight begun.
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If a guy invites you over to his place and his friends starts leaving one after the other, follow the last one
Not everything I will teach you. 🤔🤔

Eating at a neighbor's house becomes boring at times, you have to laugh even when a child takes your food away while still eating...
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Going to the bathroom with your phone is very dangerous, I spend six hours in the bathroom without realizing.
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If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Nobody gossips more than husbands and wives when they're in good terms.
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Everything is in support of women,
Why is give her her bag correct but give him him bag wrong?
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A struggling man is called a poor man, a struggling woman is called a strong woman???
My brain is still processing somethings 😕😕😕

On behalf of your useless boyfriend, good morning baby girl.

An uneducated mother yelled that her son's school was so expensive, "I've paid the whole school fees but he's been asked to pay attention - again"
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I warned my mom not to bring a babysitter for my little brother, she couldn't listen - now the babysitter is vomiting
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After stressing my brain to write you a romantic message - you replied "hmm;" may all your applications end with hmm this year.
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I want to marry a lady who stammers, so before she asks for money I've left the house already
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Dear ladies, if your man doesn't reply you immediately, just know that he is either sleeping or reading a novel. Men are good people, we don't cheat.
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If lightening decides to strike all the girls with more than one partner, my sister, are you safe?
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In the past, a dad would have 4 to 5 kids, and everything was normal; nowadays, a child may have 3 to 4 dads, and things still feel scattered...
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Dear money; I'm not one of those who said you are the root of all evil, please come around me...
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