They told me to enjoy my money cos life is short, Now, I'm done using the money, and I'm still alive and broke.
People! 😤😤😤

What level is your relationship right now, Foundation, Roofing, Painting or you haven't seen land yet?
My friend mortgage was cancelled because there was a higher bidder 🤣🤣🤣

Being able to choose the right emoji for the statement is an art that should have a place on our CVs 😝🤣🤣

while waiting for the right one you can be chilling with the available one... I'm right here
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In my city, when we lock the door we forcefully try to open it two times just to be sure we really locked it.
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Ladies, if he buys you an engagement ring, buy him a calender and wrist watch and let him know that time is running
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Sugardaddy sponsored you in school; now that you're married you're fighting your husband's side chicks
So you don't want another person to benefit? 🙂🤔🤔

Pain is when you prank you friend by hiding his brand new phone but you can't find it after confessing that you were the who took it
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Our parents fed us three times daily but we overlooked it, here I am, now I feed myself only when I'm about to die.
This economy😤
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Imagine watching horror movie at night and you had power outage--- and its 3AM!???!!!
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If one girlfriend can make you the happiest man in the world, imagine what ten will give you
I'm just saying... 😏🧐🤣🤣

Some girls are so blessed, they're main-chick in four different relationships...
walla! walla!
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I told her that I'm feeling cold and she said I should drink tea
Fast-forward; she said she was hungry I told her to make farm. she's blocked me
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Pep Guardiola didn't learned from what happened to others, he didn't learn from Hakimi so he live with the regrets
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Some men were born to die in poverty, you increase their salary they increase their girlfriends...
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Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you!
Me: Is it because I act like I know everything?
Girlfriend: Yes!
Me: I knew it!
Girlfriend: 😤😤😤

Instead of studying with the time you have you are preparing to cheat on you exam...
Walla! Walla! 🐒🐒🐒

Now you're raising your hand to beat someone's daughter, the same hand you couldn't raise to answer question in class...
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I need a girlfriend who will put my picture on their front door with the caption "Be careful, he's my boyfriend."

Women only remember three things:
a. The good things she did for you,
b. The bed you did to her, and
c. The things she's about to do to you.
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It's the man's responsibility to feed the woman, the last time a woman fed a man we were all out of the garden.
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