So your boyfriend is caring whenever he spends on you; but your brother is a fool when he spends on his girlfriend.
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Me and my grandfather:
Grandpa: When I was your age, I would go to walmart with $5 and come home with rice, eggs, milk, soap, etc.
Me: It's very difficult nowadays, Old Man, they have CCTV cameras everywhere
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Who is a woman?
A woman is a person who can kneel, swear, cry, and even faint but can still be telling lies...
Fear them 😝😝

As long as you're not money, you're not my problem...
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Dating a married man is not a problem, until you realize that you contact is saved as 'Engine Oil...'💩🤣🤣🤣

Remember to pray for your partner before going to bed, if you're single please pray for the country...
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If you're single please leave the internet, you're making the network slow for us with partners...
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When a woman's cooking goes wrong she would blame anything,
My girlfriend said the fish she cooked was a male fish thats why the rice tasted raw
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My sister said I don't respect her privacy, sounds somehow, strange. i just discovered that in her diary I found under her clothes in her suitcase
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We could have been in next year already, if not for those guys who walks slowly...
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Nowadays, you can't even quarrel with your girlfriend, cos another guy will use it to turn her brain around.
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I helped a lady take her groceries upstairs to her apartment since the elevator was undergoing maintenance, when we got at the entrance she told me to drop them that her boyfriend will put them in, I got pissed and brought them back downstairs from the 23rd story. I hate nonsense
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Please remain in your father's house if you know you're not ready to submit to your partner...
Marriage is not for the ego filled ones😏😏🧐🧐

If you call your mom phone once, then you are not serious, the first call is to locate her handbag

I just completed reading Genesis and I'm shocked, so Eve saw a talking snake and didn't run?
Women are something else🤔🤔

So your boyfriend cheated on you and you payback by cheating, but you got pregnant and the guy you cheated with is nowhere to be found?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆🏾🙆🏾

Single people are home right now depressed, no gift, no massage, no one to say I love you just pressing their phones up and down
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Ladies are so cunning, a lady has the ability to introduce two boyfriends to each other;
She will be like, my love, please meet my sweetheart and the two idiots will be there feeling proud
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Never destroy a bridge after crossing it, you might need it after realizing that you forgot something...
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I will not call him until he calls me first, Trust me, that has ended more relationships than cheating...
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