Pastor preaching that we should love one another,
But church Wi-Fi has password 🤔🤔

My girlfriend dumbed me for a guy she met online, which happens to be me also 😂😂 I can't wait to meet her on our appointment tomorrow
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Some relationships are like COVID, everyday there're new cases...
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Before you fall in love test the strength of you heart by using you rent to play sports betting 🤣🤣🤣

In the first year of marriage the man speaks and the woman listens, In the second year the woman speaks and the man listens,
from the third year upwards both speaks and the neighbors listens
If you know you know 🤣🤣

I didn't know that paying rent and school fees were part of adulthood. i thought it was just about coming home the time you want and having the ladies around...
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To chop a woman's money you will have to be either a native doctor or a fake prophet.

Going to school is not even in the BIble, are you sure that we are not committing another sin...
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When you marry a single divorced father, just know that you are a second wife, especially when he and his ex have more than one child.
Experience speaks🧐🧐

If you haven't found your Adam or Eve, just know that you are the snake
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My sister broke up with a guy saying he's not normal, because every time she pays a surprise visit to him she meet him watching horror movie alone in his room at night hours.
I support her 🤔🤔🧐🧐

The prodigal son didn't go home because he was sorry, hunger almost killed him... People will not tell you that part of the story...
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If you know more than 4 stingy people just know that it's because you beg so much...🤔🤔🧐🧐

On the 1st of April (April Fool day), I ran into a barrack shouting thief! thief!, the soldiers came out gallantly looking for the thief and I told them it was an April fool 🙆🏾🤔🤣🤣
Anyways, I will continue the story when i'm discharged from the hospital, its been two months since I was admitted from the incident...
These days military guys don't understand pranks 🤔🤣🤣

Dear Facebook, please stop showing me people that I may know. All the ones that I know currently have done nothing for me...
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Benefits of dating me: I'm too stingy and you ladies like money so much.
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Mothers are still in their marriages, but their daughters are divorced already, some of them more than once.
Toxic 😭😭

Half of your beauty comes form the way you treat people. the other half comes from you physical appearance.

Its been only three hours in a new relationship, but I've been given last warning...
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Having a new car is not the problem, but using the keys to point at everything is what I don't understand.
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