Not all women are looking for love, some of them are looking for someone to pay their rent and buy them food and cosmetics.
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My bed is a magical place, where I remember everything I forgot to do.
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I usually hear New York City is a tough city due to its high cost of living; but we are no less than 8 million people roaming these streets, and that's how we make it.
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Some guys prefer slim ladies because they're easy to hide under the bed in case of emergency.
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Tall ladies are friendly and apologizes quickly; but you see those coffee cup... Very stubborn
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Don't be a boring partner, if your boyfriend texts you good night reply with 'Good night, she's sleeping.' and put your phone off immediately.
Give that guy a very uncomfortable night.
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Girls are like domain names, many at times the best match and good ones have been taken already...
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The act of choosing the right emoji for the statement is an art that we should add to our CV.
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Nowadays, not all marriages start with will you marry me? some of them starts with I'm pregnant!
If you know you know 😝😝😝

Not all divorced women are from an abusive marriage, some of them were caught cheating but refused to say the truth.
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Pastors preach that child out of wedlock is sin, now his daughter is shown on his wedding photo
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My brother was celebrating when his girlfriend added his pictures to her status, I showed him some settings on WhatsApp and now he's been crying
I hope I didn't do anything wrong 🙆🏾🙆🏾🤔😂🤣

Having greedy friends can be so stressful, here I am eating pizza on the toilet seat 🤔🤣🤣

Date a girl you can afford and stop making noise that women like money,
Judas Iscariot was not a woman, though it was his wife who wanted the money... 🤣🤣🤣

The beauty of a lady on social media depends on the kind of phone she used to take the pictures...
Don't argue with me
DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME PLEASE!🤣🤣🤣

A man who encourage you to study hard is better than the one who buys you expensive wig to cover your empty coconut!
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My sisters were accusing each other of their missing wig.
The same wig I gave to my new babe yesterday. 😏🤣🤣🤣

My little daughter told me she wants to take a revenge and make the onion cry...
Makes sense though 🤣🤣

I like how relationships end now a day, no, insults, no trouble, no noise, just stop communicating and life goes on
What a time to be alive...
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When they start to put out their nasty behaviors they call it mood swings.
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