Your babe is in a lodge, somewhere right now asking for a towel to clean herself...
I'm talking to you.
😕😕

You're calling me broke just because I can't buy you what you can not buy for yourself
🤨🤨🤨🧐🧐

when I was young I was scared of the dark, now that I see the electricity bill I'm afraid of the light.
🤔🤣🤣🤣

Nobody has more cousins and uncles than a cheating woman.
If you know you know.🧐🧐

Don't cry after breakup, just shake your head and tell the devil to bring his next challenge...
🧐😝😝

when i say call me when you need anything, I'm speaking of words of encouragements, I don't have money to spare on you.
😕😝😝

I like how relationships end now a day, no insults, no trouble, no noise, just stop communicating and life goes on.

What a time to be alive...
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Husbands are not hard to find, just pretend like you don't like money and you will get married next wednesday...
😏🤔😝

Baby Boomers and Generation X people behave like they know everything until its time to update an app.
😝😝

No matter how angry I am, I always make sure that my phone lands in a soft spot when I throw it.
😏🤣🤣

Not everyone is a fake friend, you either don't like to be told the truth, or you don't like to pay debt or you always want free things.
😏😏

If you want to loose weight don't waste your time going to the gym, fall in love with the wrong person, and see your weight drop in seconds
😏😏

Someone told me that the plural of bread is slice bread...
It kinda makes sense though🤣🤣

Joe at the hospital:
Joe: Doctor, I have a problem of forgetting
Doctor: Okay, when did the problem start?
Joe: which problem? 🤣🤣🤣

When a girl visits you and it starts raining, then you know that the meal is approved.
🤔😝

Ladies with engagement rings that have been there for more than a year boyfriends should be called "lords of the rings."🙊
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when an active girl in a group chat goes silent, just know that she's found love. When she returns with motivational quotes just know she's experienced heart break!
Don't argue with me! 🤔🤔😏😏

Whenever I get my wife angry I use my mother's phone and text her, "Please forgive that idiot, he told me everything"...
Wisdom 101 🤣🤣🤣

At what age does a lady stop waiting for Mr. Right and start settling with Mr. Available?
Asking for a friend...🫢🤣🤣🤣