When you're ugly and and broke and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust
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DON'T LAUGH PLEASE
In Silicon Valley, they invented a machine that catches thieves, so they took it out to different cities for test.
In Houston, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves,
In London in 20 minutes it caught 925 thieves.
In Rio de Janeiro in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves.
Lagos, in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves,
Then they brought it to New York City; in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.
🤣🤣🤣

Torn trousers were signs of poverty a longtime ago, but now its fashion
Thats why I don't throw away my torn boxers who knows what tomorrow might bring.
Such a time🧐🧐

Some girls are shocking!
You meet them today and tomorrow their phone is spoilt, rent is due, their birthday is in two days, their mother is in the hospital, and their grandmother has swallowed a wheelbarrow
🙆🏾😝🤣🤣

Our mothers were getting married at ages 18 to 30...
But today women would reach 35 and still no serious relationship.
what's going on? 🧐🧐

If you know anyone who's selling their Ford Mustang, fairly used, convertible, black interior with no more than 3 years usage; please tell them to go ahead and sell it... I'm very broke
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At the Court:
JUDGE: Silence in my Court room. The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of the court.
ACCUSED: ha! haa! haaaa! haaaaaaaaa! haahahahahahahaahahahahahaa!
JUDGE: Shut up! I wasn't talking to you. 😹😹

Immediately I start going to the kitchen - everyone at home shouts... "Others have not eaten!!"😂😂
These people never give a chance🤣🤣

Childhood was not easy at all... when you think the food is ready. Mom will just come and add water.😤🤣😀

Behind Every Successful Man There's A Woman! If You Want More Success, Increase Your Girlfriends🤗🤣
Not everything I'll teach you🤣🤣

When you are praying to find a good partner to marry, also be good. Because you wont't wear a nice suit with shower slippers 😏😏

Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with some female's in an abusive relationship brain.
On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left. 😝🙆🏾😲🤣🤣

I like the way African elders handle pregnancy matters, they will just asked one question "do you know this girl?" the moment you say yes! No more explanation, you are the owner🙆🏾🤣🤣

Not because you don't club, drink or flirt with other guys means you're a wife material;
Perhaps you're a domestic terrorist!.
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A guy knelt down and proposed to a girl and she started to cry...
wait, is the ring made of onions? 😏🧐🤔🤣

Anything can happen in school but mathematics teachers never fall sick... who else has noticed?😅😅

You go to school everyday and nothing happens; miss one day and Beyonce performs, Kendrick Lamar took photo with all the students except you, the slim guy won the fight against the fat bullies. Michael Jordan practiced with the male basketball team.
I don't understand why🙆🏾🤔🤣🤣

I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they're out 😂😂

There are three kinds of people:
The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it's hot.
-Unknown🤔🤔

I will never join WhatsApp group with my neighbors anymore
how can you be asking if I returned your broom I borrowed in such an open space?? 😐

That moment you wore your best suit to a gathering but your crush was not there...😤😤😂😂

Some people are just not good, how can you use another person's stretch marks to explain erosion.
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When your partner sends you a breakup message using the internet, that's what we call Electronic Divorce Don't argue with me please, I'm a professor at Harvard 🤣🤣🤣