Teacher: What do you call a group of short people coming towards you?
Me: Shortcomings
Teacher: you're a very smart kid.
🤣😂🤣😂

Your ex-girlfriend broke up with you because you're broke. instead of looking for a way to start earning money there you are looking for another girlfriend.
smh 😂😂

My uncle with his Chinese friend and family in Australia:
In 2008, my uncle took a vacation from work and decided to visit a longtime Chinese friend that now lives in a suburb in Australia. At the friend's residence; they had supper together and he noticed that he, his friend, and the friend's wife had meat in their soup but the kids were eating sliced tomatoes and onions with their spaghetti.
He got concerned but embarrassed thinking that his visitation had caused the family some extra cost so after the meal he asked why the kids didn't eat any of the meat.
The Chinese friend said he couldn't do anything else. It's not his fault that they don't like to eat snakes and frog soup.
My Uncle: 🙆🏾🙊🤯🤢🥶🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🧳🧳✈️✈️🏡.

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Babe, keep your money, I love you for your personalities, care, and intelligence. The last girl to say that died in 520 BC.🤣😝😂

No disgrace is worse than a lecturer standing at your back in an exam hall and screaming "Some people are already writing nonsense." 🙊🙆🏾😤😂😂😂

If you die today your babe has other options; not your mother.
Try to call your mother right now, if she's still alive. Tell her we love her also from HopeRepublic team.❤️❤️

Human Beings Are Of Four Types
1. A man who knows, and knows that he knows. This is the scholar, so take and patiently learn from him.
2. A man who knows, but does not know that he knows. This one has forgotten, so quietly remind him.
3. A man who does not know, and knows that he does not know. This one is a student, so teach him continuously because he will be a great scholar one day.
4. A man who does not know, and does not know that he does not know and isn't even interested in knowing. This one is an idiot, so reject him".

No matter how romantic the message is, it can never beat the alert sound from an account top up.🤣🤣
Don't argue me please

Since I was born I have never seen a girl disturbing her boyfriend to buy her a Bible... Has anyone seen this before??🤔🤔

Never argue with short people.
They are getting words from our ancestors since they're closer to the ground... that's why everything they say sounds familiar. 😏😏
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Dear Jesus; the odour you gave to goats 🐐 some guys have taken it for themselves 😏😏🤣🤣🤣

If you are always noticing stingy people, it means you beg a lot.
Stop it! 🙏🙏

I know Money is not everything.
But I don't need everything,
Just give me money 😏😏

I started minding my business when i saw a guy drinking beer 🍻 at 7am. I asked him, "Isn't it to early for beer"?🤷‍♂️🤷
He replied, "Ohh really"? What time does the throat open?😂🤣😂

Some years ago, while barbing my hair at the barbing shop; My barber got a breakup call from his girlfriend.
Bro did my hair like it was my fault🤣🤣😭😭

I'm at the point where I will just take all that glitters, then go home and check which one is gold🌚🌚😏🤔😝🤣🤣

Not every bad dream is from a nightmare. Wash your bed sheet and pillow cases today and thank me later.😝🤣🤣

Coming up I was dating a girl, she told me she would marry before me...
That's when I knew I was single... 😏😭🤣🤣

Drinking alone at home is a waste of alcohol. Go out, speak enough vocabularies, promise people jobs, take women numbers, and promise to call them. Thats the purpose of alcohol.

I know there are many times we've made you upset, angry and disrespected you with our contents.
Today I just want to let you know that "you haven't seen anything yet" 🍻🍺🤣🤣🤣