Women are so tempting:
Bible : Don't beat your wife
Quran : don't beat your wife
Law : don't beat your wife.
Wife : if you're man enough, beat me.
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Do rats🐀🐀 see other rats dead and be like: No, no can't be Ben! I was with him in the bag of rice few hours ago.😏🤣🤣

A guy who was extremely broke found 3 apples in his neighbor yard. He cleaned the first one and there were maggots in it so he threw it. Cleaned the second one and it was completely rotten so he off the lights and ate the 3rd one in the dark
🤣🤣🤣Some of you are so rich to relate to this one🤔😏😏

Our landlord started dating his Mexican tenant; she doesn't want to pay her rent anymore. Threatened to call 911 on bro🙉🤣🤣

If she sits on the chair and you don't know how to invite her to the bed, gently sit on your bed and take a photo of her with your phone. She will come and check.
Must i teach you everything🙂😏😏

A boy asked his dad “Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential, the dad replied- “You are my son, I am confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son but that is confidential” 😏🤔🤣🤣

Guys, I need help.
A girl that came over for the weekend doesn't want to leave. I need a pregnant woman to come over pretending to be my wife and have her park off and call 911. 🤣🤣

The more money a man has, the more he attracts women to himself, but the more money a woman has, the more men run away from her.
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Nothing concerns me if the bride doesn't love the groom. My only job is to eat chicken and salad.
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If your urine comes out yellow it's because McDonald has recognize your customership and you are now a brand ambassador.
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Studies shows that most people don't have relationship problems. Just their personal problems affecting their relationship.
Don't argue with me please.🤔😝😝

I told my little son that I could see whatever he did at school on my office's computer.
He's been so respectful 🤣🤣

Tom and Mother:
Tom: Mom, was I adopted?
Mother: I'd rather choose a goat than you. 🙉🙈😝😝

My observation is that phone rings longer when you're ignoring the call.
Have you noticed that?🤔🤔

If you're suffering today you'll suffer tomorrow. once you don't find another way to make money. don't let fake motivational speakers mislead you.

Apart from washing machine spoils clothes, which other poverty saying you know? 😏😏

look at your boyfriend very well; do you want your sons to look like him? 🤣🤣

My bro, stop wasting time in the gym and start working...
Six figures is better than six pack
No woman will prefer good looking men over good life 😏😏🤣🤣

The slavery and slave trade is over dear ladies...
Please stop wearing chains around your legs 😏😏

Rumors has it that Chuck Norris died years ago but death is afraid to announce it. 🙊🙆🏾🤣🤣