Broke Tom and Johnny😂😂
Tom: I'm in a big trouble!
Johnny: What is that?
Tom: I saw a mouse in my apartment!
Johnny: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Tom: I don't have one.
Johnny: Well then, buy one.
Tom: Can't afford one.
Johnny: I can give you mine if you want.
Tom: That sounds good.
Johnny: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
Tom: I don't have any cheese.
Johnny: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
Tom: I don't have oil.
Johnny: Well, then, get a small piece of bread and use it.
Tom: I don't have bread.
Johnny: Then what the hell is the mouse doing at your house!?😤🤣🤣

My Latino friends came for a sleepover on Christmas eve. I treated them like my African parents treated me. Africans don't eat breakfast on Christmas day, we starve until the real festive food is ready😂😂🤣

As you're saving to buy the latest phone, please remember to change your toothbrush...
I'm speaking to you!😏😏🤣🤣

If your phone fell in cold water the best way to prevent it from spoiling is to put it in hot water.
Doing that will normalize the phone's temperature. 🙊🙊

Someone mistakenly called my number this morning, thought I'm his boss, asking for 2 days off, I gave him 1 month😂😂😂

It's not easy making people laugh and entertained. If you like what we do please take a moment to appreciate us.
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How do you reduce salt in an already cooked rice🥺🥺🥺🥺
Pls be fast before, I have visitors 😂😂😂

I'm convinced that Google is a woman. She doesn't let you complete your statement before making suggestions 🤣🤣

Imagine, you're pretending that you're dead during a robbery, and you hear the boss of the gang saying shoot everyone once again in the head😲🙆🏾🤣🤣

Teach them the hard way😂😂
A young son argued with his father, insisting that 1+1 was equal to 11. To calm the argument, the pissed father sent him to buy two apples.
The father took one and ordered him to give one to his junior brother,
and the son asks, what about me?😞 The father responded: "Eat the nine that are left, IDIOT!"😂😂😂

Are you really cutting people off or they are leaving you? 🌚🤷‍♂️🌚

African parents will let you freeze to death with one old blanket just because the others and good looking ones are kept for visitors 🤣🤣🤣

Is the person you're dating also dating you?😏😏🤔🤔

Have you noticed that when the relationship is New the Man is never busy 🙄🙄🙄🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️

Nothing is sweeter than ignoring a handsome guy who thinks he's every woman's choice. The feeling is heavenly 🤔😝🤣🤣

I'm telling you that that guy who's replying you faster than your boyfriend is also replying very slowly to his girlfriend.
Stay where you are 😏😏

Some women are still single because men look at their stomach and think they are pregnant.
Stop eating like a thief...🤣🤣🤣

If you play your girlfriend like a football; someone will catch her like a goalkeeper. Trust me you'll cry watching the highlights😂🤣🤣

Making use of every situation:
A foolish man will complain about a hole in his trousers pocket
But a wise man will use it to scratch his balls 😏🤣🤣

At a job interview:
Everyone had to laugh at an interview with a guy who applied for a security guard opening.
Interviewer: Do you speak and write English, because we don't hire people who don't speak fluent English.
Job seeker: [with his broken Colombian accent] Will the thieves come from England? Are you hiring or not?
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