Not because you don't club, drink or flirt with other guys means you're a wife material.
Perhaps you're a domestic terrorist!.
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85% of Africans can't swim. They just walk around the pool like invigilators in exam hall. 🤣🤣

The only thing left in the bank for me is my name. But I'm not bothered. since society always teach that a good name is better than silver and gold. 😏😝🤣😭🤣

Slayqueens and money:
A wealthy Manhattan man who owns many super cars was on a date with his Brooklyn sidechick in his Ferrari.
Guy: Hey babe; there's something I've been hiding from you and I think you're going to be frustrated when I tell you.
Girl: What is it bae?
Guy: I'm legally married, and a father of three beautiful children.
Girl: wooaah; you nearly broke my heart. I thought you were about to tell me that the super cars are not yours. 🙆🏾🙊🤣🤣

I told my shadow to go and hustle and stop following me around. the economy is hard i can't feed two people...😳😌😂

People nowadays:
If you are skinny, you are on drugs. If you are fat, you need to lose weight. If you drink, you are an alcoholic. If you get dress up, you are conceited. If you dress down, you've let yourself go. If you speak your mind, you are rude. If you don't say anything, you are snobbish. If you are sociable, you're a party animal. If you stay to yourself, they call you selfish...
You can't do anything without being criticized. We live in a society where people can't survive if they are not judging the next person. Let's build each other up. We are all the best we can, in the same game called life.
I'm saying live you life and care less what people have to say about you... 😏😏

My uncle's wife started minding her business the day she saw him drinking beer at 6:30 am and asked, if it was not too early to start drinking beer and he responded-by asking at what time does the throat opens?
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I want to congratulate all of my page visitors, despite all the financial difficulties in the country none of you have sold their phone yet.
Some sites are already down because all the visitors have sold their computers and phones..
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When you get pregnant for your Sugar Daddy... You will know that all he told you about hating his wife were all lies🌚😭🤣🤣

Dating a slim guy is very cool until you decide to sleep on his chest and his ribs draw ADIDAS stripes on your jaw... 🤣🤣🤣

African Moms:🤣🤣
Cooking with American mom!
Ten hugs, 20 forehead kisses, 50 words of motivation...
Cooking with an African mom!
Two hundred slaps, 500 murder attempts, 30 dodged knife and slippers throws and one thousand insults 😁😁😁
Some of you grew up too free to know this.🤣🤣🤣

One of the many benefits of dating a working and financially stable woman is that anytime she says "She loves you", it's true and not because of rent, pizza, or gasoline🤣🤣

People will see you dating someone who doesn't love you and they will keep quiet wicked people everywhere 😢😢

To those of us who lie and don't even realize that we've lied; We Pray God forgive us.

People who got relationship from school should pay extra money to the school. You were sent to learn, not to get a relationship
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Witch is when a guy knows he wont marry a lady but still keeps her glued to him
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I mistakenly said bartender instead of usher in Church yesterday. 🙊🙈🤣🤣

you wont believe this guys; I was doing a facebook live of ladies fighting for men in Harlem and a friend who was watching noticed his girlfriend fighting for another guy 🙆🏾🙊🙈😭😭

When the conversation is getting shorter with you, know that it's getting longer with someone else. Thats life; accept and move on. 🤔🤣🤣

The sooner you accept that life is not fair the better chance you have to adopt.
You can't do anything about it.🤔🤣🤣