If your child has a bad handwriting, congrats. You are now a parent to a medical doctor...
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People keep asking what I do for living, they think living in this current economy is an easy task.
Listen, I live here for a living...
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No matter how broke you are, don't receive money from someone's left hand. Self respect is better.
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Watching movies with kids becomes so stressing at times.
When kissing or romance scenes comes on - you'll be like come on baby boy, go and close the rain, the door is falling.
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That boring moment when you realize that your crush is being chopped by someone else.
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Three hours into a relationship and you're telling me that you need some money quickly, what's that, is it for registrations or brain processing fees?
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The moment they notice that your relationship is going well, BOOM! they befriend your partner and tell them what you did in 1864 🙊
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Witches!😤😤

Have you notice that whenever you scratch your anus the devil always whispers, "smell your finger my dear"?
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I asked an old man who calls his wife "Darling", "Love", "Honey" and all the sweet names what was his secret?
He responded that he's forgotten her name and was so afraid to ask...
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When you are single no body likes you, the moment you get a serious relationship, BOOM! here comes, I wish I met you earlier, admirers, crushes, witches, wizards, vampires, ghosts, and even false prophets...
See them, enemies of progress.
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All the people who said they started with just a 'Hi' on social media and now they're married,... I'm wondering, which font did they use to write your own 'Hi'?
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Attention to all married men, If we catch you with a sidechick please note that we will arrange a side dude for your wife.
We are all fixing this country together...
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Don't be a boring wife, sometimes crack jokes with you husband like "Honey, are you sure that you're the father of our children?"
Let us know your favorite dress so we can use it at your funeral.
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I miss the guys who were born the same day with me in the hospital, we really cried together.
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If you want to measure someone's strength, try pushing the toilet door while they're still using it...
Kung-Fu!😂🤣

If you're not dating for marriage you're dating for heartbreak, let that sink in...
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Relationships nowadays are like the youthful population; most of them are not working...
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Before you fall in love with those pictures you see on social media, jus know that bad characters, body odour, and bad breath don't reflect on camera.
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When someone says expect the unexpected, I usually slap them and asks why they didn't expect that?
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Jimmy at School:
Jimmy: Excuse me sir, will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Jimmy: Very well then smart professor, because I did not do my homework.
Teacher:🙊🙆🏾🙆🏾