my girlfriend stole her father's money for me to start a business... now that I'm rich, she wants me to marry a criminal... Please advise me.
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I borrowed my wife's car to run some errands in the nearest city. Then as I was parking the car, a gentleman approaches me and politely asks me what I was doing with his wife's car?
I tell him it's my wife's car.
After some exchange of words
He takes me to his office and shows me the car's logbook and other documents.
Meanwhile, my wife, the mother of my 2 kids, had made me believe all along that she bought the car with a loan she took from her workplace. And I've been giving her 60% of the loan monthly payment.
[Shocked!] I tell him to show me the photo of his wife. He did! - Its Linda! It's my wife! Same photo. The very saaaame photo! 🙊
He says his wife works in the nearest city and comes home only on weekends.🙆🏾🙆🏾
Meanwhile, my wife has been allegedly attending her Masters Degree classes every weekend in this city.
What do I do? Am totally confused
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Ummm, This Life:
Some ladies are just so blessed, first proposal, first date, first relationship, first marriage, and a beautiful life...
But with the issue of some, they were taken in to captivity, met pharaoh, went through slavery, crossed the red sea, got through the valley and the shadow of death 😂 before they were introduced to his friends and another 10 years before marriage
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I don't know why women yell when they see snake. As if they don't know each other anymore 🤣🤣

Stop being a boring wife, sometimes grab his phone and delete all his contact and see his reaction...
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Go to sleep and leave the internet if you're not in a relationship...
You single people are making the network slow for us
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For the ladies, If you have the opportunity to make one person rich instantly between your brother and your spouse who are you choosing?
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Sometimes I shake my head just to be shure that my brain is still inside. with the way things are now,... anything is possible
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The smell form some ladies wig on public transport is enough to motivate you to buy your own car...
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Not all women are looking for love, some of them are looking for someone to pay their rent and buy them food and cosmetics.
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A hungry stomach, an empty wallet and a broken heart will teach you the best lessons in life...
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When your mom meets her old time friend in the mall just find somewhere to sleep.
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My ex send me a picture of her kissing her boyfriend and I forwarded it to her father... i have childishness
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If you don't take your woman out someone else will. Ask Adam, he left Eve for just 10 minutes and the snake took her out for lunch.
They even brought takeaway for him
Take her out today, don't say I didn't warn you 🤔😂😂🤣

Nothing is sweeter than a new relationship, you might think that the wedding is next week
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I don't know if something is wrong with me, every time a girl calls me baby I send her money
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Be observant on your wedding day, if your in-laws dance so much, just know that you've married the trouble maker of the family...
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Police officer approached me and asked if I'm going to drive after getting out of the bar. I said yes, he said I can't drink and drive and I said then hy does the bar have parking lots? he couldn't answer...🤣🤣
[I don't encourage you to drink and drive...]

Beat a child and console him with biscuit and ask him who beat him and he will point at another person,
Thats how corruption started...
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India has not been to any world cup finals, because FIFA will not allow them to sing and dance for 30 minutes after every goal scored...
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