Be grateful he broke your heart only; some of your friends left with broken legs, broken teeth and 3 children
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If you're afraid please don't get in a relationship with an electrician
Because when he starts to apply his attitudes you'll be shocked!
If you know you know.
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Brooms are meant to sweep dirt from homes; but what if we design another to sweep out toxic people?
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If your boyfriend breaks your heart feel free to use him for money ritual
Go to Africa or South America right now.
the Angels will understand.
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Stop telling people you have inner beauty
We don't walk around with x-ray machines
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If you ever threw your teeth over the roof for new ones to grow.
Gather here lets discuss.
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My neighbor asked that I remove the password from my Wi-Fi because he doesn't have access to it anymore. I asked him why should I do that he said though it's my broadband, but the signal that comes out is on public property
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Men are very forgetful, if he's been dating you for more than a year and has not talked about marrying you please remind him...
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Until you are married, don't stay too long at your boyfriend's place, so others will have chance to chip in.
I'm speaking to you! 💩🤔😂😂😂😂

If your boyfriend is stingy; buy some expensive things for yourself and tell you jealous friend that he bought them for you because you realize that he's been buying some for his side chicks.
they'll flirt with him. all of you can now suffer together
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A broken heart is better than a broken neck.
A broken heart is better than a broken skull.
A broken heart is better than a broken life...
Think about that.
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Only poor people are possessed by demons.
You'll never see a rich person rolling on the floor in Church
Never!
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Women are like engine, when their hands receive cash, all other parts are activated
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The way I'm seeing people getting married everywhere, nobody should mistakenly marry my future wife.
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Every time I cook at home everybody decides to eat something else. I just don't understand why...
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Bear with your boyfriend until he gets rich then he shall finally find a wife then you can leave.
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No matter how tight the system is; there're still guys who have spare keys.
Keep searching.
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If she says she's not felling well just tell her to Pray;
Unless you have some money to spend.
you have to understand these things.
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Imagine what the world would've been without women. hard faces, strong voices, and muscular bodies,
May God bless all women for making the world an attractive place.
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My sister if the only time he visits you is at night;
Just know that you're dating a mosquito.
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