Due to the bad roads, i mistakenly bite another person's sandwich today on the bus
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Having money in your account boosts your immune system; it's called Vitamin M. Sometimes thats the only treatment your body needs.
Doctors won't tell you this. Medical school don't teach those things.
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You hid your profile photo,
You hid last seen,
you restrict your status viewers
You turn on disappearing messages,
You send view once in chats,
your group info is hidden...
what exactly is your problem? I hope you're not the reincarnation of Osman Bin Laden
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Imagine they ask you to choose between $50 million in cash and true love, what are you taking?...
Can someone please tell me, what's the name of the latest Benz?
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Don't be a boring man, wake your wife up tonight and tell her that you want to marry her best friend and go back to sleep... let's see how brave you are.
Don't forget to leave us your church address so we can be at your funeral.
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When your mom meets her old time friend in the market just find somewhere to sleep
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You took a girl out, but she refused to order anything, she said you should give her the money so she can use it at home to provide for her little brothers and sisters because there's no food at home.
What would you do?
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14 YEARS OLD AND MOTHER:
Son: Mom, at what age can I go out and return whenever I want.
Mother: Even your father has not reach that age yet. [savage!] 🤣😝🤣😝😂

If your girlfriend doesn't post your picture it's because she's afraid before other guys stop giving her money.
Now you know.
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Before worrying about things make sure you've eaten enough to have you filled.
You wont believe the power of hunger until you experience one.
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If you think you're indeed a good person; try being with toxic people for a little while, you will understand why Moses didn't see the promised land.
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Some people are single only because they go home straight after work.
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When I become president, I will make sure all wives salaries are paid in their husbands' account.
Please don't hate me, I'm just trying to be a good person.
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It's said that 80% of women who divorced their men because of cheating are dating other married men.
But they divorced because of a cheating husband.
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Being a man is so difficult;
No make up, no wig or false hair, just your self as you are. SO when you're ugly you're ugly.
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Aside of "I will never cheat on you and I will love you forever."
Which other statement you know that was made in China??.
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We all have that short friend who still thinks they will grow.
Relax! Be humble...😂😂😂

If he tells you that he loves you from the bottom of his heart ask him who's at the top?
Stop being a lazy woman 😂😂😂

A good husband will marry a second wife to help with the work at home.
Women are not slaves!
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It's always been men before women,
E.g: husband and wife, Mr and Mrs, Adam and Eve...
until you reach witches and wizards.
Now you know when they become dangerous.
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