After fighting with your husband, how do you let him know when food is ready?
Matured women only.
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My girlfriend stole money from her parents and give it to me; I used the money to start a business and after some years I'm rich, should I marry a thief?
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Me and my saving account, I don't know who is saving the other?
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Phone rings. I answered, guy with Indian accent be like, this is the IRS! you have to give us your credit card information to settle you balance; else you're going to jail...
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Six hours in a relationship and your're already asking me for money, is that registration or what?
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No matter what rush you're in, marry a woman who will make your home a resting place not a wrestling place...
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The day you understand the difference between 'Thank You' and 'Thank you Very Much' is the day you reach maturity.
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One day, take your boyfriend to the mortuary and tell him that you will send him there the day he breaks your heart to let him know that you are serious.
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You never realize how short the weekend is until your job sucks.
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Imagine going through your man's phone to see if he's cheating and you realize that all the girls are rejecting him because he's ugly...
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Self employed people who hate work are seriously not serious.
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If she asks you how her hair smells just tell her it's nice unless you have money to spend
Wisdom 101.
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If you know I have your secrets please buy me something to eat
For God's sake, I can't be hungry and keeping secrets at the same time.
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Dear men, please stop wasting money and time on loosing weight in gym;
Just take your kids for DNA and watch yourself lose weight naturally.
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Boss: If you're quitting you have to let me know at least two weeks ahead so we can adjust.
Me: Don't worry, you'll notice and adjust when I'm gone.
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Hearing the prices of clothes in boutique will give you understanding of why our ancestors wore leaves and animal skins.
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It's cheating on your partner when you make another person laugh
Its called "Funnycation"
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A woman will cry, sweat, roll on the ground, swear and even take an oath; but will still be lying...
Their mother Eve taught them that. 🤣🤣

With the current economic situation, I'm very sure marrying a food seller is better than marrying a university graduate...
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Stop asking me if I'm single or not, if you like me join the team, the winner will be announced soon
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