My neighbor is cooking rice and chicken, I'm going to play with her kids, I really love kids.
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Those girls waiting for God fearing men are funny; you see the men remaining now, even angels fear them..
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God gave you two ears so you can listen more and carefully and a mouth to speak fewer careful words very timely.
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Professor vs Sailor:
A professor was traveling by boat. On the trip he asked the sailor: "Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, Phycology?"
"No," the The sailor said.
Do you know the components of water, or why the water is blue?
The sailor replied no again.
Professor: what the he*l do you know and what are you doing on earth in the first place!?
The professor seeing that the sailor was mate in education, stopped the lecture and continue reading his notepad.
After awhile a heavy storm came and the boat started sinking which baffled the inexperienced professor; shouting at the sailor: What's going on!? talk to me you moron, what's going on?
The sailor calmly asked the professor, do you know swimminglogy, floatingology while escaping from sharkology?
The well learned professor said "No!"
Sailor: "Well, sharkhology will eat your a*sology and you'll dieology because of your mouthology."
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Too many wars being fought in the world today; we lazy people are not the problem.
The problems has always been with you the so called strong ones.
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Somebody please help;
My mom said she's coming to visit me, and she said I must show her my girlfriend, if not she will come with one. 😒 😒
So i'm looking for a girl to be in a relationship with for at most five days until she leaves. interested? pls apply.
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Until you are married, don't stay too long at your boyfriend's place, so others will have chance to chip in.
I'm speaking to you! 😋 😋

The craziest thing about people who don't like you is they watch everything you do...
Madness overloaded!
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Imagine a married woman being beaten by her side dude.🙊
who will she tell?
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