I fainted in front of your restaurant and you're giving me water to drink.
what happened to the pizza, shawarma, and rice?
😂 😂

My father said I will understand why he always sat on the porch thinking and thinking every evening.
Now I understand, I really do...
🤔🤔

I tapped my Uber driver on the shoulder and he screamed and held a hard brake when he left the road. I said, “You're such a nerd! haven't you been touched in your life?” And he replied, "sorry. It's my first day with Uber. I've been driving a hearse for 35 years."
😮😮🤐🤐🤣🤣🤣

Normally 5 kids are enough for a family. 3 handsome boys and 2 evil spirits😂😴🙃😮
😋 😋
[...nothing against our ladies, just for the laugh]

She posted that she's my ex girlfriend;
I commented: How does anyone feels after picking a doughnut I threw in the dirt bin
She's blocked me 😕😏😏

Being ugly is very challenging; people will just conclude that you are wicked.
😟 😟

Smoking weed before going to work is very dangerous; I nearly fired my boss today.
🤣🤣😏😏🤣🤣

Dear future wife, please know that I do really fart, I snore out very loudly, my poops splash,
that's why the pastor will say for better for worse, please think twice before you say I Do.

My uncle with his Chinese friend and family in Australia:
In 2008, my uncle took a vacation from work and decided to visit a longtime Chinese friend that now lives in a suburb in Australia. At the friend's residence; they had supper together and he noticed that he, his friend, and the friend's wife had meat in their soup but the kids were eating sliced tomatoes and onions with their spaghetti.
He got concerned but embarrassed thinking that his visitation had caused the family some extra cost so after the meal he asked why the kids didn't eat any of the meat.
The Chinese friend said he couldn't do anything else. It's not his fault that they don't like to eat snakes and frog soup.
My Uncle: 🙆🏾🙊🤯🤢🥶🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🧳🧳✈️✈️🏡.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Due of the high cost of food, pregnant women no-longer vomit
😜 😜

African parents will let you freeze to death with one old blanket just because the others and good looking ones are kept for visitors 🤣🤣🤣

i texted my ex-girlfriend "wish you were here."
and she replies with the middle finger emoji...
That's what she and I have been on every time I pass the cemetery.
😋 😋

Slayqueens and money:
A wealthy Manhattan man who owns many super cars was on a date with his Brooklyn sidechick in his Ferrari.
Guy: Hey babe; there's something I've been hiding from you and I think you're going to be frustrated when I tell you.
Girl: What is it bae?
Guy: I'm legally married, and a father of three beautiful children.
Girl: wooaah; you nearly broke my heart. I thought you were about to tell me that the super cars are not yours. 🙆🏾🙊🤣🤣

I want to congratulate all of my page visitors, despite all the financial difficulties in the country none of you have sold your phone yet.
Some sites are already down because all the visitors have sold their computers and phones..
😎 😆

I'm experiencing my first heartbreak today, how long should I wait before eating???
Please help a brother. 😐😐

Some iPhone users will meet other iPhone user and look at the back of each other phones to see who's boss than the other,
confused Pro Max..
😆 😆

If not for education, how would I know that the air the comes out of a pot is called AIRPORT.
😝 😝

When you get pregnant for your Sugar Daddy... You will realize that everything he told you about hating his wife were all lies🌚😭🤣🤣

Only poor people are possessed by demons.
You'll never see a rich person rolling on the floor in Church or having confessions of demonic attacks.
Never!
😂😂😂

Not because you don't club, drink or flirt with other guys means you're a wife material.
Perhaps you're a domestic terrorist!, capable of ruining a nice life 🤐🤐🤐

African Moms:🤣🤣
Cooking with American mom!
Ten hugs, 20 forehead kisses, 50 words of motivation...
Cooking with an African mom!
Two hundred slaps, 500 murder attempts, 30 dodged knife and slippers throws and one thousand insults 😁😁😁
Some of you grew up too free to know this.🤣🤣🤣