My next Relationship is gonna be very different because I have a gun now😉😉😉

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When a woman is bathing and singing in the bathroom and suddenly she stops singing what part of the body is she washing now?
🤔🤔

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Biology teacher said Sperms tastes like sugar. Caroline shouted from the back of class: no sir, it is salty! 🙄🤣🤣
The entire class 🙊🙊🙆🏾😧😧🤣🤣🤣

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After having sex place the used condom to your ear and hear what your kids had to say about you 🥴😂

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When a girl begins to post "I trust in God" know her period is delaying after she's been smashed multiple times by multiple guys😀😀🤣🤣

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I hate sex; even if I get married I will not touch my wife, her duty is to cook and take care of our 9 children... 😏🙄🤣🤣🤣

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Women love money because they both have five letters and men love sex because they have three letters...
😏😏

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I just came across the OnlyFans page of my High school crush.
She denied me then, now she's a global food.😏😏🤣🤣🤣

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What's the best place to have sex?
Be fast my crush is in the mood right now...
😏😏

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Men nowadays knows when their wife period will finish but don't know when she wants money
🙊🙆🏾😏🤣🤣

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My gay neighbor has dysentery
I'm wondering if that's his monthly period😏😏

[For the sake of joke only. Our intentions are not offensive/hateful.]

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😏😏
If sex could generate electricity, I trust the girls from my borough.😂😂

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That powerful moment when you get home and sees your food cooking your food.
You can decide to eat before you eat, or eat after you eat or eat while eating
if you don't get it forget it.🤣🤣

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Do girls also admire boys and be like:
"I must smash this guy?"😌😹

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Better marry a lady with 3kids but has good characters, than marrying a lady with 8 abortions pretending to be an angel yet she's a mother of graves.
Don't say I didn't advise you...😏😏

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Her : Stop fingering me; I want a real dick
Me : 🫤That is my real dick!
🥶🥶🤢

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