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A certain Dutch woman went to the doctor to complain that her husband's dick is too long that it disturbs her heart.
the doctor said: "okay, bring him so I can use some medical proceedings and make it shorter."
the woman shouted, "why exactly!?, who needs a medical proceedings on my man's meat, when you can use same medical proceedings to shift my heart and stop it from being disturbed?"πŸ™ˆπŸ™ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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You need to learn to close some doors, not out of arrogance or incapacity, but because they lead NO where. 😏😏


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Some guys will prefer big ass over characters 🀣🀣


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Nowadays a lady with big boobs has more confidence than a lady with degrees πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
This generationπŸ˜•


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They get wet without water.
They bleed without injury.
They make boneless meat hard.
They make men eat without cooking.
They produce milk without eating grass. πŸ˜‚
They met a talking snake and since that day we don't know what was discussed... πŸ€”πŸ€”
Fear them bro
I warn you to fear them
Don't say I didn't tell you 😏😏


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You can go ahead and make any mistake this year, but please don't get any girl pregnant. Especially if she's broke.
Don't say I didn't warn you.😏😝🀣🀣


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We spend a lot of money buying expensive clothes.
Yet the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes πŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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She posted that no man has taken away what she was born with. I commented: "Where is your virginity?" She blocked me πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜œπŸ˜


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Use this opportunity to apologize to that body part you've used the most.
You and I know what part that is. 🀣🀣


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Sometimes you need to check if the person you are dating is also dating you...🀣🀣🀣


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Your girlfriend is bereaved, and she is sitting on your laps crying and your dick is rising, and you think you're normal... 😏🀣🀣


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New Rules for Life:
Eat what you feed,
Undress what you dress
Break the bed not the heart. πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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While at home with my parents. My friend send me a sex tape which I went in the bathroom to open it [being careful].
But there was no sound, so i increased the volume to the highest,...but still no sound. I later realized that the phone was connected to the Bluetooth on the stereo in the living room πŸ™†πŸΎπŸ™‰πŸ™ŠπŸ™ˆ
I've been in the bathroom past 2 days.🀣🀣🀣


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When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to… But when a guy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two. -Unknown😝🀣🀣


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If you and your man are bathing together under the shower and he drops the soap, don't pick it up. Its a trap. I repeat its a trap...
If you know you know... 😏🀣🀣


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January can be very stressful, everyone will be going through some problem. some people will be looking for school fees,others house rent and new jobs while others will be looking for their period.πŸ™†πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ™†πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ*


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When a lady is visiting a guy for the first time there are two things that comes to her mind:
I will not open my legs to him today; anyway, let me shave in case.
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