May the sex You are planning to have today lead to pregnancy!ππ€£
and if you insult me, you will have twinsππ€π€£π€£π€£
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Married couples wearing nightgowns to bed at most times is a waste of time; because they wake up to meet it on the floor.
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If you hire a prostitute and she enjoys the sex; she should give back some of the money.
She was hired to satisfy you not the other way around.
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I had a shemale workmate who had a huge dick, he had more sex than I with more beautiful ladies. He's said he hasn't been anally penetrated by another person, though he's had several dildos by himself and has had fewer male sex mates. He said more ladies prefer him because he pretended to be a lady just to satisfy his sexual urges.
He doesn't want a relationship. ππ€π€£π€£
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Some ladies will lock door, close windows, and take two hours to get dress; but still come out half naked. ππππ
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Before you build a relationship, please make sure that you're not building on a community land...
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A good pussy gets wet when it sees it's owner. but those ladies saying a guy didn't touch the right spot are retired.
Don't argue with meπ€£π€£
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it has been scientifically proven that the human penis is the lightest object on the planet since it can be raised even by thoughts.
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Keeping you pubic area bushy is a personal choice, but if you choose to be a public food please learn to mow it.
cheers if you understand this.
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Some of you girls can't even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours straight??π€π Your level of selfishness demands mental counseling.π€ππ€
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If during the match, the ball goes out of the field and she quickly puts it back. Just know you're a good player. π€£π€£π€£
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A good sex can make a girl come back the next day uninvited with a funny excuse like: "Did I leave my charger here?"ππ
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Stop sleeping in public transport. A lady beside me was sleeping and she shouted pls baby use condom. Now everyone's looking at she and I in the subway.
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Hit it from the back, hit it very well, keep hitting until water comes out of it...
That's how to break a coconut. π
What were you thinking? π€£ππ€£π€£
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The porn industry has more than 30% of worldwide internet traffic, yet, no one admits to watching pornππ€£π€£
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Strong warning to the ladies. Don't call me baby if you haven't put your breast in my mouth ππ
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A guy and a Prostitute.:
Prostitute: Hi man, want to have sex?
Man: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitute: I can do it in anyway. So how does she do it?
Man: She does it for free.
Prostitute: 🖕 🖕
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When a lady is visiting a guy for the first time there are two things that comes to her mind:
I will not open my legs to him today; anyway, let me shave in case.
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