We can't have sex because we just met, but you can order pizza, big mac, and chicken.
Are you really serious?ππ€£π€£
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Before you marry a lady because of the largeness of her ass; just remember that the largest key on the keyboard is the one that writes nothing... π€πππ€£π€£
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Smash your wife before going to work, and you'll realize that 95% of the things you complain about at job are not actually a problem.π€π€ππ€£
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My wife complained me to her mother saying that I recklessly leave my partly aroused dick that way and enter the living room in the morning wearing only shorts, while the kids are around.
Her mother told her that it's because she wasn't doing her job as a woman.
Since then my balls have always been empty. πππ
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I mistakenly forwarded 20 porn videos to my professor, he replied These are old ones, send newer onesπππ€£π€£π€£
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Respect your man.
the fact that you saw his nakedness doesn't mean he is your age mate.
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Some women legs are like rumors; they keep spreading.π€£π€£π€£
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At a beach while planning life a lady with big ass just passed by and I'm now confused and don't know where I stopped.
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Relationship is not for everyone; A friend of mine got divorced because he couldn't smash his wife four times a day as she demanded.
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Most ladies who cry on their wedding day do so because it's not easy to settle down with just one dick...
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Some guys have big mouth, can't even go 10 minutes and they've nutted already π€¬π€¬
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if you're a guy who have random women over to your place, don't put an empty chair in you room. ππ
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Some guys have swallowed enough lipstick in the name of kissing; so enough to paint a four storey castle.
😋 😋
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The girl I helped chase a snake off in Pelham Bay Park gave me a nice doggy last night
Being a superhero comes with benefits. π€π€£π€£
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i use toothbrush to touch inside my throat today; wow! women are powerful
If you don't get it forget it. π€π€£π€£
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To whom it may concern;
I'm right here. If you need a shoulder to put your legs on.
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Dick is soft until a woman touches it and it becomes hard.
Moral lesson : Women makes things hard for menππ€£π€£
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She wanted me to go an hour smashing her; I told her to ride me and she couldn't even go 5 minutes. π€¬π€¬
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