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MEN, WOMEN, and SEX.
Medically, men lose 12% of their blood sugar during every round of sex, they also lose 10% of their protein level and also lose 10% of their calorie level. Worse still is, you also lose 15% of your natural energy.
What do ladies lose?
Only 5% of their water level...only if she had a orgasm or you were able to make her sweat or squirts. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง
Next time you hear FASTER or HARDER or GIVE IT TO ME, my brother just runaway.
However, for every round of sex you also loose MONEY, either through POSTPAID or PREPAID.
WHAT A SACRIFICE?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ
And yet they act like they are doing you a favour... It is time we start demanding for maintenance fees from ladies.
[Let's share this post to all men!] #MEN_LIFE_MATTERS
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I know some of you will ignore this advice ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


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Some guys will prefer large natural boobs over degrees.
I'm not sure if I'm one of those men but I love milk 😋 😋


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She text me that I left her after seeing her nakedness, I replied what about mine? as if it's AI generated
And she blocked me.
😋 😋


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Normally 5 kids are enough for a family. 3 handsome boys and 2 evil spirits๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
😋 😋
[...nothing against our ladies, just for the laugh]


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i texted my ex-girlfriend "wish you were here."
and she replies with the middle finger emoji...
That's what she and I have been on every time I pass the cemetery.
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She posted that she's my ex girlfriend;
I commented: How does anyone feels after picking a doughnut I threw in the dirt bin
She's blocked me ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


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She invited you for dinner and you are taking condoms with you?
What exactly is your problem? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


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Women are undergoing vagina tightening treatment
Men are undergoing penis enlargement treatments๐Ÿ˜
How do we become successful when we're working against each other?๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


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A man was asked to make one wish; but his ex-wife would get twice of what he asked;
bro asked that one of his eyes be removed
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Toxic Tom and his friend at his ex-wife's funeral:
Friend: Hey, Tom, you're so cool bro, you came this far to attend your ex-wife funeral?
Tom: Yes bro, I just want to make sure she's dead so i can be satisfied
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